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General & Product

Pure awesomeness! Our beverages are crafted with the highest quality THC and packed with flavors that’ll blow your mind. Want the full breakdown? Check out our product pages for detailed ingredients and nutritional info.

The onset is quick and smooth. Typically 30 minutes or less. Just the world through rose-tinted glasses, and it stays that way for as much as an hour per serving. My God, those lenses look marvelous on you!

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The same nanomolecular technology and THC powers every drink. Some flavors come with a little bonus, like the energy shot in Orange Sunrise, or the CBN in Blueberry Nightcap to help you sleep. The drinks with tea come with caffeine. And everything is clearly labeled so there’s no surprises, just the warm, glowing rush of relaxed energy.

Individual tolerance may vary, so like any THC drink, take it slow and find the right dose that suits your speed. We like to drink ours in our favorite “World’s Greatest Uncle” novelty sized mug with a metal straw and a heap of ice cubes, but that’s just us! It’s great straight from the can or bottle, too. If it’s cold, you can’t go wrong!

We have two options, 10 mg- just the right amount to keep the good vibes rolling- and and 2.5 mg- for when you’re looking for a chiller effect 🌿😎

Uncle Arnie’s is available at thousands of dispensaries, bars, restaurants, and wine and liquor stores all over the country. But your best bet…psssst… order it right here on our site, and get it straight from our lab to your door faster than a stork carries a beautiful little baby. It’s about as heavy. But unlike a baby, it won’t ask you to pay for its theater arts degree in 18 years. We can ship products to all 50 states and international

We brew Uncle Arnie’s right here in the States! We got the most brilliant minds in the field testing it for cannabinoids, potency, flower-power, pixie dust… just about anything you can think of. And even stuff you can’t! You can see the findings for yourself!

You bet! Every sip is 100% vegan and made with love. Cheers to that! 🎉

Nope! No alcohol here—just pure, delicious Uncle Arnie’s goodness. 🍹✨

Keep ‘em cool! Refrigeration is best, but if you’re on the go, a cool, dark place works too.

Our drinks are good for 12 months unopened but please be sure to check the expiration date on your cans.

Shipping

Right now, we ship to every state in the US and INTERNATIONAL! If you’re unsure, pop your zip code in at checkout, and we’ll confirm if we can deliver the good vibes your way

We offer a flat $20 standard ground shipping for all orders below $150. For orders $150 and more, and for subscription orders, shipping is free!

We hustle hard to get your order out the door! Most orders ship within one business day and arrive within 3-5 days. You’ll get a tracking email as soon as it’s on the way!

Oh no! That’s not the Uncle Arnie’s way. 😢 If your order showed up looking rough, don’t worry—we’ll make it right! Just send us the following details: A list of the damaged products Clear photos of the damaged items & packaging Your order number Once you’ve got that info, reach out to our team at Admin@unclearniesthcdrink.com and we’ll take care of the rest. We’ve got your back! 💛

Payments

We take Bitcoin, Cash app, Apple pay, Venmo, Bank Transfer,  PayPal, and sometimes even good vibes (just kidding- mostly).

Returns

No worries! If your order hasn’t shipped yet, we’ll do our best to fix it. Email us ASAP at Admin@unclearniesthcdrink.com with your order details.

Since our drinks are consumable, we don’t take returns. But if something’s off, let us know—we’ll make it right! 💛

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